The Salty Tarot App - Coming Soon

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Forget the sugar-coated woo-woo — this is tarot with an attitude. The Salty Tarot app isn’t here to hold your hand and whisper sweet nothings. It’s here to drag your energy, spill the tea, and tell you what you really need to hear, so you can face your daily reality with truth and direction. Which empowers you to make your reality exactly how you want it to be, trust and believe its the real deal!

✨ Daily Salty Reads – Pull cards that don’t just “guide,” they deliver with truth and sass.

✨Crystal Collections, collect them all!

✨Daily Horoscopes 

✨Journaling

✨ Multiple deck options

✨Planetary Energy Readings

✨Birth Charts

✨ Snarky Spells – Get a daily dose of sass-infused magic to shake up your routine.
✨ Membership Perks – Unlock salty extras, premium spreads, special edition chaser cards, limited addition special crystals and much more when you’re ready to level up to a higher level of consciousness and your membership.

If you’re tired of tarot apps that promise love and light while you’re knee-deep in chaos, Salty Tarot is your brutally honest bestie with a mystical edge. Think sass, sparkle, and just enough shade to keep it real.

Download it. Get roasted. Stay magical. 🌙🖤.

At THE Salty Tarot, our mission is to strip away the fluff and serve tarot as it was meant to be: raw, real, and a little salty. We deliver guidance that makes you laugh, squirm, and think — balancing sass with empathy, sarcasm with soul. We’re here to roast your excuses, highlight your strengths, and teach you how to work your own magic with confidence.

We envision a world where spirituality isn’t gatekept, watered down, or reserved for the overly sweet “love and light” crowd. Instead, tarot and metaphysical practice should be accessible, entertaining, and deeply transformative. Our vision is to create a global community of seekers who embrace truth, humor, and education as tools for authentic growth — no fake vibes, no empty promises, just real magic and real learning.

• Radical Honesty – The cards don’t lie, and neither do we. Expect truth, not sugar.
   
• Empathy with Edge – We balance snark with compassion, because growth requires both.
   
• Accessible Education – We teach as we read, ensuring every sass-filled moment leaves you smarter and stronger.
   
• Community & Connection – Spirituality thrives when shared. Our app, tools, and content build a tribe that learns and laughs together.
   
• Magic Meets Entertainment – Because learning tarot should feel like play, not homework.

Salty Tarot isn’t just an app — it’s a classroom with attitude. Every reading, spell, and crystal feature doubles as a lesson in metaphysical practice. Whether you’re a beginner pulling your first card or a seasoned witch refining your craft, we guide you through:

• Tarot and Oracle Foundations – Learn the honest meanings & symbolism behind every card.
   
• Crystals & Potions – Understand the energetic properties while having fun creating and energetic developing your own magic.
   
• Practical Application – Use tarot and spell work in real life, from decisions to self-care.
   
• Empowered Learning – We give you tools to grow your knowledge, not just predictions to scroll past. Every card, crystal and spell comes with educational opportunities for your future.
   

At the end of the day, our goal is to educate, empower, and entertain — making tarot both a journey of self-discovery and a salty good time.